Puppy Love!

Well, okay, you two might argue with me that it's not just some puppy teenage love between the two of you but some adulthood matured love growing, but you two just seems very unstable and immature yet! So, it's not my fault to bring out that comment kay! Bleh!!!:P

Sooooooo,
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY DEAREST XXX & YYY !!! WOOOHOOO!
(my gosh, i just realized that the two of them have the same surname. shit lah, i heard couples who have the same surname have higher risk of having abnormal babies. shit mann. touchwood. but why did i think so far-fetched?) lolololololol.
Okay, so the two of them realy started real fast. Like, less than 5 mths? Like wth. 5mths of getting know of each other and yall are pah-tor-ing already. okay, you guys better prove to us it's a strong bond and steady love going on okay!!! i dun want yall to just play play. YYY, you better take care of XXX, or we will hack you to death. you're dead man. and XXX, dear XXX, it seems that this is your first love cuz you dun seem like a bitchy kinda girl but you better watch out kay. YYY is a super cao4 slacker in my pip group. plus i'm dun think he's the best one for you. you deserve better kay!!!
anyhow!!!! cupid chose you and accurately shot his arrows at the two of you!!! So, enjoy the lovely sweet times that yall will go thru this few months! Hold on to each other hands in times of troubles and adversity, encourage each other in times of fall/failures, a tight hug when in joy or depression, a lovely movie or two together to love each other more, a thoughtful sms in times of loneliness and just remember, we, your deary friends, we will always be there for yall!!!
if there are any quarrels, it's normal between couples kay!!! Approach us if there's any problems, since we're like classmates and ccamates or wadever. we just somehow see each other everyday. consultations with us would be free!!!!!! Muahhahahah!
Okay, so my deepest heartfelt blessings to you two love birds! Love each other deeply. console each other genuinely. touch each other gently. enjoy the times together. you will not regret it. and in times of trouble or arguments, rmb, friends are just beside you. well, if yall stop being heavycolorlightfriend!!! Teeeheee!!!
Jiayou the two LIMs!!!:D

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